Sunday, November 22, 2009

Boobies!

Most boys want to look at boobies on occasion, but they don't have a easy way to go about doing this, do they? Luckily, your local grocer has boobies. Lots of boobies! In the form of Land-O-Lakes butter packages. Land-O-Lakes, I am sure, is very happy to provide these sex education materials to your child. We are happy too!

Each package has two pretty ladies.


Cut out both panels with the ladies.


With one panel, cut away everything but the knees.


With an exact-o knife or other sharp knife, cut the bottom and the sides of the butter package the woman is holding. This will make a little flap you can lift up and down.


You will have two pieces now. Like so...


Line the knees up so you can see them through the open flap. Turn over the panels and tape the 'knee' panel to the 'flap' panel.


Here we have the finished project: Flap down.


Flap up!


That makes one happy kid! Thank you Land-O-Lakes! We salute you!








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